This Palword creature canonically chases and bones humans

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Palworld has the world’s attention since it’s an odd survival game mixed with Pokémon and yes, they can wield guns. However, it’s not just guns they can use, as an entry in the Paldex has confirmed that one of these creatures likes to do…humans.

That’s right, after years of weird fanart where people drew Pokémon being boned by humans, a company was finally mad enough to make that happen. Discovered by fans on the Palworld subreddit, many of them are quickly making jokes about this monster’s promiscuous nature.

Called Lovander, this Palworld creature is appropriately number 69 in the Paldex, showing that the developers knew exactly what they were doing. It has a design that Rule 34 artists would love to abuse, so we think this Pal was destined for that life.

If you don’t believe us, here’s what the Paldex description of Lovander says:

“Seeking a night of love, it is always chasing someone around. At first in only showed interest in other Pals, but in recent years, even humans have become a target of its debauchery.”

We don’t know why the developers wouldn't want to make an incredibly horny Pal in Palworld, but they have our respect. Even if they just wanted to go viral with their weird little Pal here, they want this game to be a hit and we can’t help but respect that hustle.

As we mentioned earlier, Palworld gained the attention of many for looking like a Pokémon game with guns. There are other aspects to the game, such as crafting and capturing monsters, but it’s clear that guns took everyone by surprise. Considering how other games in the genre essentially copy Pokémon and try to make it better, we respect the devs going in a completely different direction.

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