Zelda Players Use Genius For Evil and Create Enemy Spank Machines

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is a game where players can create what they want to their heart’s content, thank to its fuse mechanics. Some fans have are a bit too creative with these mechanics, with one of them making a…spanking machine to torture their enemies.

No hyperbole here, Twitter user chocrab_1226 showed off their convoluted Bokoblin spanking machine and it sure is something special. It’s a very disturbing contraption that we don’t want to think about, yet, we can’t look away from this monstrosity.

Behavior like this is far from surprising, since fans have been using Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom to indulge in plenty of tomfoolery. Aside from this spanking machine, several players have made robots with well-endowed privates and that made the news many times.

Luckily, it’s not just immature toiler humour with these fans, as they’ve gone on to make some really impressive inventions in this Switch exclusive. Fans have made a Gundam without any mods, just using parts that they can get from the game, which is insanely impressive.

Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom introduced a fusion mechanic, which lets players fuse various items together in order to solve puzzles. Some would argue that this mechanic is overpowered, since many players have progressed by brute forcing their inventions through puzzles, but that’s an achievement onto itself. Games that let you break their own rules are pretty darn cool.

Many fans agree that Tears of the Kingdom is an incredible game and one of the best Nintendo Switch exclusives, improving on everything from Breath of the Wild. Despite what our review may have said, Tears of the Kingdom manages to make open-world gaming feel pretty fresh, even with a bad story.

Curious fans who haven’t picked it up yet can purchase The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom now on Nintendo Switch. However, players should get Zelda: Breath of the Wild first, since that game is still pretty special in its own right.